“I would totally watch wrestling if the wrestlers where this adorable”
boy do i have bad news for u
see you next raw bye
SEE, GUYS? WRASSLIN!
Please meet Zebu! He’s a REALLY big guy! Zebu is a relaxed, chatty monster who is happy to lay on the couch all day eating pudding and talking your ear off. He’s a great companion for people who work from home since you will never feel lonely with him around. Though Zebu is a garrulous type, he also knows when to shut up and listen. Please keep lots of chilled chocolate Jello pudding stocked for him ( only Jello brand pudding! Zebu is a Cosby fan.) He has been known to bark at mail carriers so heads up.
This is by far the largest and most complicated doll i have made so far. The face and claws are made from urethane using a technique that lends a realistic slightly translucent skin effect. The ears, horns and feet are also urethane. His stomach and inner arms are fleece fabric and the body is made from high quality long faux fur that has been hand tinted at the arms. Zebu’s hair is made from hand shaped wool. Glass eyes.
He also has little white spots on his face that glow bright green in the dark!
Zebu’s gorgeous necklace is made from a huge chunk of raw African Amber with buffalo teeth, sea urchin spines with bright and very pretty jade and jasper stone beads. He wears silk sari fabric in his hair.
20” tall sitting. Zebu can sit propped up, he tends to “take a nap” when on his own. His head likes to list down a little due to his long neck but just angle him back a bit and he’s fine.
Every one of my dolls comes with a signed resin monster face medallion tag marking it as one of my one of a kind critters. These dolls are meant to be petted and cuddled a bit but please treat them with care. Wipe the face or paws with a slightly damp cloth to clean any scuffs or dust. They are not rated for young children!
Here is Zebu, the huge new doll! I might have him ready for the shop late tomorrow afternoon. He’s big enough to use the couch’s armrests :)
Finishing up this gigantic doll! Hope to have him for sale Thursday…
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
Trying out some new techniques for creating a realistic slightly translucent skin effect with the dolls…
Viola the Raven is up for bids!
This is Viola the white raven! She is a quiet but curious bird, always exploring and observing. Sometimes she feels a little funny because she doesnt look like the other ravens so she needs more love at those times. Other times she’s a little glad she looks so unusual! Viola’s favorite food is baked cod. She is also very ticklish.
This is a one of a kind handmade art doll. The feet and head are cast urethane that is hand painted and clear coated to protect the color. The body is stuffed with soft polyfill. Felt wings and glass eyes. She stands well on her own but is just a little top heavy.
Violas necklace is made from a huge raw chunk of African amber with high quality polished amber beads…along with brass and wooden beads.
Please treat this artwork with care. She can be held and cuddled a bit but is not meant for small children. Please wipe any scuffs with a slightly damp cloth.
I am not open to commissions.
Fully colored and PYO salamanders are available in my shop! BUY ONE HERE!
Salamanders are so much fun to look at! They are so shiny and have fascinating coloration! This little guys will be perfect companions for those who love exotic amphibians and strong funky colors.
10 cm (4 inches) tall, cast in resin, handpainted sealed with protection coat and glossy varnish.
Attention! This is a piece of art, not a toy for small children.
Fucking dying, just bought a Fire Salamander!
This white raven doll will be going on ebay tomorrow! I will update when the listing is posted.